Tag Archives: summer

Anybody hear the forest fall

Yesterday I received some interesting news. I’m not sure what I mean by interesting. Maybe it was just news. It was interesting to me, but may not be interesting to you. Before revealing the news, some context to pique interest. Continue reading

I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time

Almost.  I almost ran for an entire season without tumbling to the earth in a blaze of glory. 

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I’ve got nothing to say but it’s ok

I’ve already complained about summer joggers.  Winter runners are friendly.  Summer jogger are not.  My return hello/nod/gesture of acknowledgement is about 90% in winter.  In summer that per cent dips toward 10%*.  Continue reading

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

A friend helpfully shared this with me and now I helpfully share this with you. Do you suffer from sweaty balls?  Sweaty breasts?  

www.sofreshsodry.com

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Some feel the heat and decide that they can’t go on

I admit, even though it happens every year I’m always caught off guard by summer.  I remember I don’t like it, but I forget the intensity of that dislike, the misery of dripping sweat and huffing like a steam engine as I run slower than marathon race pace.  Continue reading

Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head

I am about to write something very controversial. And it doesn’t involve run skirts, Gallowalking or barefeet.  Continue reading

The weather is hot and girls are dressin’ less

This weekend I practiced my Baywatch beach running. Continue reading

Everybody’s working for the weekend

Ahh, suspense.  I run my first contest and then go on vacation before announcing the winner.  Of course I didn’t mention I was going on vacation because you would figure out who I am and where I live and you would come and steal my Garmin.  Not that I don’t trust my trustworthy readers.  But this is The Internet and danger lurks everywhere.  Like around the pervy googlers trying to find all sorts of seedy things related to running shorts.  For the record (and so I don’t give you any ideas) your attempt to steal my Garmin would be futile.  I have an elaborate security system that may or may not involve a series of tin-can booby traps.  Also, it always travels with me.  Not that it saw even ten seconds of action during my non-Labour Day holiday. 

After the fires of hell summer I have suffered (and during which laid to rest all hopes of a fall marathon) I finally take a few days to head to the beach and … I’m sure you can see where this is headed … find but a single day with a few scant hours of sun sandwiched between long dreary days of rain and gale force winds.  Mother Nature: UNCLE!   On the upside, I watched approximately 200 hours of movies featuring giant animals killing people (my first favourite kind of lame movie) and end of the world natural disaster movies (my second favourite kind of lame movie).  The latter of which I’m sure is unrelated to the end of the world signs I witnessed all summer on my thermometer. 

As for the contest, I’ll announce a winner tomorrow.

Title Reference: Loverboy – Working for the Weekend.

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

After a long run I’m often found lounging about with my running mates, an over-priced Italian-sized cup of hot chocolate, extra hot, skim milk and light whip in my hand.  My mates lean towards coffee, a substance I do not drink.  As the only person in North America to have never consumed a cup of coffee, let alone an over-priced Italian cup of Americano beans, I am unfamiliar with its effects on the body.  Discussing, as we are apt to do, the humidity-induced PB dream-crushing fatigue someone mentioned that despite being tired, the caffeine left him wired. 

Not one to let an opportunity to rhyme pass me by, I proclaimed him tired and wired, and a new catch phrase was born.  How do you feel after a 30K training run and an infusion of caffeine? 

Tired and wired. 

Title Reference: Beastie Boys – Intergalactic.  1998.

Your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof

Ahh, the August civic holiday long weekend.  Seems like so long ago.  Sun, sand, great lakes and the always smoking hot 58th running of the Shore to Shore Road Race.  I don’t need to remind my faithful readers that I do not like warm weather running.  And by “do not like” I mean “passionately hate and want to hibernate with my running shoes until September”.  But this is a nice race.  Only $25, the earnings go to family literacy programs, and for a small race the aid stations are numerous and bus shuttle service  impressive (I don’t use it, but I’m impressed they have one) and a generous post-race fruit feast … so even though a few years ago I vowed ‘never again will I pay money to run in August’, how could I resist? 

The race runs from the shores of Lake Huron across the peninsula to the shores of Georgian Bay, a scenic 13Kish route across escarpment territory.  As the more clever among you have deduced, that’s why it’s called the Shore to Shore.  Escarpment, noun, a steep slope or long cliff that results from erosion or faulting and separates two relatively level areas of differing elevations.  So the route is a little up and down with a final downhill quadbuster in the last half kilometre.  With little shade we were lucky to run under overcast skies, although the oppressive humidity ensured there was enough torture to toughen us up.  Although the race attracts a solid field, it is collegial and supportive in that 200 personsized race kind of way.  To wit, as I passed a very nice woman from the Saugeen Track & Field Club gave me a hearty well done and offered me some of the Gatorade her on the course support crew provided.  So nice.

Husband and I ran this as leg one of a 27K long run, so we didn’t race (and I couldn’t anyway, at 95% humidity) as we needed to save our energy for 14K on the Bruce Trail that we never really found.   Instead we finished our run on lonesome country roads beside mountainous piles of bear poop and an invasion of flying insects and I had a complete run-down, but that’s a story for another day.  Or a story to repress.

Title Reference: The Drifters – Under the Boardwalk.  1964.