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I watch the ripples change their size

Last week I participated in a video running analysis.  I confirmed that a few suspected quirks in my running form are actual problems that are slowing me down.  Continue reading

Mixed Tapes Volume 7

Nice legs, shame about her face

Why must my nose run when I run?  Blah, blah, scientific explanation, but what about a cure?  I’m tired of washing my mittens after every run.

Title: The Monks – Nice Legs Shame About Her Face.  1979.

All we need is just a little patience

Runners know delayed gratification.  We aim to train for an “award” months away, an award that may be lost to demotivation, illness, injury, weather, or Murphy and his damn laws.  Not everyone makes it to the start line.  The training phase has many casualties.   

The Marshmallow Test might be an effective way of identifying future runners.  Can you wait for a second marshmallow?  If not, perhaps you should rethink that 2011 race resolution.

I’m confidant that I would pass this test.  Of course I don’t like marshmallows.

Title: Guns N’ Roses – Patience. 1989.

25 or 6 to 4

The weekend.  You know what that means.  Movie night.  Or a video sourced out by the Endorphin Junkie night.  

How many martini glasses could you fill with all the sweat that pours off the runners during the race?  Possible answers to improbable questions about the Boston Marathon.  Enjoy Boston by the numbers, as calculated by a math guy, not a running guy.  Featuring The Fermi Equation. 

p.s. I have Boston regret.  Just a wee bit.  This too shall pass. 

Title Reference: Chicago – 25 or 6 to 4.  1970.

One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small

On an average day ten Viagra advertisements (I always misspell Viagra as Viagara, as in Niagara Falls, except Viagara Falls may not be the most encouraging tagline for this particular drug) are handily delivered to my various inboxes.  Another ten times a day I’m reminded that I spent way to much time and money earning all those degrees.  Online degree!  Only $199!! 

Recently the Viagra drug pushers found my blog.  The spam filters have managed to trap most of the messages, but if my posts suddenly seem more graphic than usual you can assume I was overthrown by one of pills, porn, and poker.  Or perhaps not.  Maybe the spambots are onto something.  Targeted marketing, Facebook style.  Viagra, afterall, is a potential performance enhancer.  And by performance I mean running performance.  As of 2010 the World Anit-Doping Agency has not added Viagra to the list of banned substances, but studies are ongoing and WADA has taken a wait and see approach.  In London 2012 there may be some very lonely weight lifters. 

 A 2004 study with cyclists found up to a 45% performance boost from Viagra in a high altitude training simulationThat’s better than beetroot juice.  Presumably runners would enjoy similar benefits.  Victor Conte once revealed that a number of his athletes took Viagra.  We don’t know if he counts the disgraced Marion Jones among them.  Consider this (my source, Runner’s World):  In an average marathon 10.4% of runners qualify for Boston, but a whopping 17% of men aged 65-69 BQ compared to a mere 7.9% of men (and women) under 34.  Moreover, the average age at Boston is older than the nation average.  Perhaps now we know the little blue diamond-shaped source of this older male Boston boost?

Title Reference: Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit.  1967.

My smile looks out of place

In 1969 Kubler-Ross published the 5 Stages of Grief.  The stages are most commonly experienced by those suffering a loss through death, but also a personal loss such as job loss, divorce, or according to Wikipedia, “the ultimate demise of a favorite sporting team’s magical season”.   There is no team I like that much.  I propose one addition to that list, the running of a marathon.  The Five Stages of Marathoning.  As Kubler-Ross explains, most people will experience at least two of the five stages.  During a typical 42.2K race I experience all the stages, some more than once.  Some on repeat. 

Denial — “Everything is okay.  My IT Band won’t play a harrowing tune today.  That stomach flu has cleared up.  Even though I skipped all of my speed training sessions I’m ready“.  I enjoy denial.  That wonderful moment when you can convince yourself everything will be Fine even though all arrows point to Not Fine.  It’s a shame denial is so temporary.  And followed by crushing reality.

Anger — “Why do I have crappy genetics?  Where are my fast twitch fibres?“.  Those in the angry stage have a raging case of the Why Mes and the Not Fairs.  They envy the “easy” run of others and are looking for someone to blame for their misfortune.  This is why you need to test drive your running partners, lest you become the recipient of misguided run rage.  I, for that very reason, race alone.  A friend who happens to be a divorce lawyer once joked that Las Vegas Marathon has a run-through wedding around 8K so he should set up a run through divorce at 35K.  A honeymoon to The Wall can get messy.  I think his would be the busier of the run-throughs. 

Bargaining — “Just let me make it to the finish line and I’ll give all my sneakers to Shoes4Africa“.   With bargaining there is hope that the inevitable can be postponed, usually by negotiating with a higher power for a better outcome in exchange for a reformed lifestyle.  You’ll never skip a run again.  You will only eat organic fair trade chocolate.  They say people find religion as they try to run through The Wall.  They are right.

Depression — “What does it matter, I should just quit right now.  It’s just a stupid race I don’t care about my time goal.  I can’t believe I paid money to do this.“  As reality takes hold and the runner begins to understand the certainly of their pain and anguish hopelessness sets in.  If you see someone at mile 22 sobbing on the sidelines and shaking their fist at the heavens chances are they in deep.  

Acceptance — “So what if I can’t beat Oprah.  She had an entourage of trainers and I’m pounding the pavement alone.  It’s okay that I missed my goal time, finishing is the real reward.  One more kilometre and then I ever have to do this again.“.   In the final stage there is peace with accepting the inevitable.  A missed time goal.  A DNF.  A shuffle instead of a kick across the finish.  The runner understands that the struggle is almost over.   The end is near.  You’ll never do this again.  Until you do.

Title Reference: Smokey Robinson and The Miracles - The Tracks of My Tears.  From the album Going to a Go-Go.  1965.

I fell into a burning ring of fire

Something occurred to me last week as I ran endless circles around the track – I have never attempted a complete Yasso 800s workout.  So this week I set out to test my speed against Bart Yasso’s famous marathon predictor.  That’s right, you can predict your marathon finish time based on how long it takes you to run a mere 800 metres.  Say you want to run a three hour and thirty-three minute marathon.  Each 800 metre interval (two laps around the track) should take you three minutes and thirty-three seconds.  Follow the 800 metre interval with a rest jog of three minutes and thirty-three seconds.  Repeat until collapse (Ten Times).  If you can complete your ten 800 metre intervals and ten rest intervals at 3.33 you have reason to be optimistic that — with proper training, optimal race conditions, blah blah blah – your marathon goal time is potentially achievable.  Disclaimer: like any marathon predictor, this is not a guideline not a guarantee.  

The man I go to for all my pacing needs, McMillan, advocates a mix of marathon predictor workouts throughout training: fast finish long runs, long distance races, and Yasso 800s.  Even though I have an endurance over speed bias, I find that most predictor runs over-estimate my race day abilities.  This, in part, is due to my conservative tendency to hold back in races Just In Case.  McMillan’s experience ”is that Yasso 800s predicts about five minutes too fast for most marathoners”.   My Yasso 800 performance is probably going to be consistent with that five-minute trend.  I was well under goal pace in my intervals, but there is absolutely no way I’m running based on my Yasso 800 time - I don’t want to risk a magnificent flameout in the final third of the race.  Although I will have those Marines to revive me.

I hesitate to say this (for fear the Running Gods will smite me 21 miles into the Marine Corps Marathon), but the Yasso 800 workout was easier than advertised.  I read that it was a crazy hard test of fitness (and maybe I avoided it all these years for that very reason), but frankly some of my other speed workouts felt a whole lot harder.  Like those devilish pyramids.  I did have a great pack of runners to keep me going, so maybe they made a tough workout feel easier.  I’m always faster in a group.  Still, I’m undecided about the 800s.  I’ll take the confidence boost it gave me, but I’m placing more stock in my tune-up races. 

As noted, I am a McMillan fan, so I will sign-off with his wise closing remarks.  For those of you looking to see into the future, I encourage you to read his entire article on Marathon Predictor Workouts:

All predictors are estimates.  We just cannot control how you will feel on the day, what the weather will be like, how your competition will pan out and numerous other factors.  However, I’ve found that the predictor workouts offer marathoners with helpful information that can aid in race planning.  Prepare the best you can, have faith in yourself, respect the distance, use these predictor workouts to establish a smart race plan and hope for the best on race day.

Title Reference:  Johnny Cash – Ring of Fire.  From the album Ring of Fire: The Best of Johnny Cash.  1963.

It’s the good advice that you just can’t take

I have a shameful secret.  I am too lazy to stretch.  Lame, but true.   And I need, oh boy do I need, to elongate my muscles and other stretchable internal hardware.  I could play a a couple of chords on my tightly tuned hamstrings.  That said, unless I go to an organized class in which I can mindlessly obey a fitness professional I do not stretch.  Don’t misunderstand, even though I have no natural flexibility, I really do enjoy stretching.  I yearn for the days when my fingers didn’t dangle helplessly inches above my eagerly waiting toes.  After 10 years of yoga I’ve even learned to love the downward dog (attention yogis – that is not a “rest” pose).  After 10 years of yoga I still can’t do a proper upward dog.  My back simply won’t bend in that direction.  Left to my own devices I’ll always “do it later”.  Predictably, later never comes.  Knowing I’m unlikely to change my slothful ways I’ve invented Mental Stretching (TM). 

Borrowing heavily from sport psychology visualization techniques, mental stretching is all about using your brain to train your body.   The art of mental stretching is deceptively simple (in that it sounds easy, but takes a surprising amount of neural resources).  First you imagine the intended outcome.  So I, for example, imagine myself limber and bendy.  I think about how it feels to stretch, making the image as vivid and as real as possible from the comfort of my sofa.  Thinking about all the sensory experiences and really feeling the question “how does it feel” adds to the realism.  [Tester notes:  Wipeout on TV in the background diminishes the perceptual experience.]  In some visualization studies physical changes corresponding to mental practice have been found.   You read that right, actual muscular change!  I figure with daily mental stretching I’ll be standing on my wrists before the Marine Corps Marathon. 

Secretly I’m worried that I’m too lazy to mentally stretch.

 

Title Reference: Alanis Morissette – Ironic.  From the album Jagged Little Pill.  1995.

Miles to go before I sleep

To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there’s the rub (Shakespeare as Hamlet said that, not me – and I’m not suicidal, I just like the quote).  I worry my lack of sleep is negatively impacting my training (not to mention my thinking).  The Runner’s World “Sleep Rule” states that a runner needs one extra minute of sleep per night for every mile ran per week.  That means if you, like me, run about 30 miles a week you need an extra 30 minutes a night of sleep.  30 minutes in addition to my basic sleep requirements, egads!  Not only do I not get the extra siesta time needed to compensate for my training, I don’t even get the minimal amount of sleep my body needs for regular life.  I am accumulating a sleep debt at a rate of one to two hours a night.  My legs are no longer responding to direct commands from my brain.  I think they are too tired to listen.

We all know that a night’s slumber is restorative, yet in a busy schedule sleep is often one of the first things we sacrifice.  For a runner, sleep is when we recover from our workouts.  The possible consequences of sleep deprivation are scary.  Banks and Dinges (2007) succinctly sum up the body of research, “laboratory studies of experimental restricted sleep in healthy adults suggest some mechanisms by which sleep duration may influence obesity, morbidity, and mortality”.  Although the mechanisms under which sleep promotes health are not fully understood, adverse effects of deprivation are well-documented.  Your endocrine, metabolic, immune, and cardiovascular systems may all be compromised if you deprive yourself of rest.  For example, when you snooze the pituitary gland releases the all-natural HGH (human growth hormone), infamous for its banned performance-enhancing effects, which builds and repairs our muscle and bone tissue.  No sleep, no growth hormone.  The sleep-deprived also have increased odds of a “cardiovascular event”.  Cardiovascular event is code for a 41.1K heart attack.  I don’t want to be alarmist, but sleep doesn’t get the props it deserves.  Banks and Dinges do note that people differ markedly in their responses to sleep debt, so some fortunate runners can get away with counting fewer sheep. 

Inadequate physiological recovery means that an athlete will not be able to perform to their maximum capacity, they won’t recover as fully or as quickly, and they become more susceptible to chronic training fatigue, overtraining syndrome, and injury.  Inadequate psychological recovery means that you may not have the will to run or you may not have much fun when you do put on those trainers.  So it seems obvious, get a good night’s sleep!  But what does that mean?  Most people fixate on the time spent horizontal in bed, but there is more to a healthy sleep than the hours of rest.  Charles Samuels (2008) nicely summarizes the key elements of our sleep-state that effect athletic performance and post-exercise recovery:

1.  Sleep Requirement:  The total sleep time is critical, but the required duration varies substantially among individuals.  A lucky few are ready to run after a few hours, others can barely function on less than ten.  On vacation, away from the demands of life, I naturally sleep the traditional eight-hours a night.  That’s an indicator that my magic number is eight, plus the extra 35 minutes needed to compensate for training.  That’s one out of three.
2.  Sleep Quality:  You may be sleeping for a long time, but are those forty winks high quality?  Non-restorative sleep is characterized by sleep fragmented with periods of arousal without full-awakening or light sleep with recurrent awakening.  I am a classic light-sleeper, awakened by even a light breeze.  That’s two out of three.
3.  Sleep Timing:  We all have a preferred sleep cycle determined by both genetics and the environment.  Often we can not match our circadian-driven sleep schedule to the demands of our lives.  For instance, Night Owls like me are often forced to wake earlier than optimal for jobs and long runs, but have difficulty compensating by going to bed earlier than our cycle allows.  As a result we miss critical periods of REM and slow-wave sleep.  That’s three out of three.

Seems I have cause for concern.  Although the night calls, my training goal for August is all about the eight-hour lie-down.  Carbo-loading is out, sleep-loading is in.

 

Reference: Samuels, C. (2008). Sleep, recovery, and performance: The new frontier in high performance athletics. Neurologic Clinics, 26, 169–180.

Reference: Banks, S. & Dinges D.F. (2007). Behavioral and physiological consequences of sleep restriction. Journal of Clinical Sleep Medicine, 3(5), 519-528.

Title Reference: Robert Frost – Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening. 1923.