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I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

Desperate times call for homeopathic remedies. I do not take well to illness or injury,

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I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time

Almost.  I almost ran for an entire season without tumbling to the earth in a blaze of glory. 

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I watch the ripples change their size

Last week I participated in a video running analysis.  I confirmed that a few suspected quirks in my running form are actual problems that are slowing me down.  Continue reading

Rudely abused on some hescher’s joyride

In the past week or so I’ve opened several online papers and blogs – without vomit warnings - to find this: Continue reading

Mixed Tapes Volume 7

Nice legs, shame about her face

Why must my nose run when I run?  Blah, blah, scientific explanation, but what about a cure?  I’m tired of washing my mittens after every run.

Title: The Monks – Nice Legs Shame About Her Face.  1979.

Don’t stop believin’

I’m feeling a little bad.  Husband has been complaining about an injury.  It roves.  Hip to knee to lower leg.  Repeat.  Last week he started complaining extra loudly.  I poo-pooed his complaints.  Husband has a marathon this weekend.  Husband has run 12 marathons.  Husband has contracted a major case of Marathonia before each one of those races. 

Usually he develops a knee “injury” two weeks before the big event, an injury which miraculously heals the day before the big event.  From my Freudian sofa I think he temporarily loses his race day confidence and it takes him a week or so to find it again.  So when his latest rumblings began I thought, here we go again.   Pre-race jitters.

When his “injury” forced him to cut short a 5k run I secretly began to worry.  I sweetly suggested he make his way to the sports doc, if only to prove he was Perfectly Fine.  So he went.  And he’s not Perfectly Fine.  He has a stress fracture.  And I feel terrible for doubting him, although he is doing an admirable job of holding back the ‘told you so’.

Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

In the week since The Incident I’ve learned the origin of the phrase “like pouring salt in a wound”  because *&^%#$^ it hurts to sweat on skin abrasions. 

You may recall that during My First Trail race I experienced My First Trail Running Crash.  Actually, it was my first on-the-run-fall-down ever.  A short week later I experience My Second Ever On-the-Run-Fall-Down ever.  This time on a clear dirt path, with no obstacles in sight.  It seems I tripped over … nothing.  In front of an audience of 12.  Instead of somersaulting, like I need during my first trip, I slid along the trail, embedded pebbles in my palms, tearing apart my shoulder, and reopening (and adding some new) the wounds on my knee.  I was a bloody mess.  Literally, not just in the British I drank too much way.  Enough blood dripped down my leg to turn my sock pink then ruby.  My thumbs are no longer opposable, which makes tying my shoes laces tricky.  Now, as I try to type with what is probably a broken wrist and shoulder that no longer sits where it should, I wonder what’s going on.  That little boss in my head Noakes calls my Central Governor is putting on the brakes.  Mid-run.  I may just listen.

Title Reference: Terry Jacks – Seasons in the Sun.  1973.

Billy, don’t be a hero

Andy runs a 5K

I am a lady and by necessity run in an anti-movement contraption known as a running bra.  The one advantage to an extra layer of clothing on a  hot day is protection.  Protection from the dreadful sounding nipple chafe.  If you have ever seen a guy running with two bright red circles in his nipple region, or a blood-red number eleven dripping down from the nipple region, then you’ve witnessed nipple chafing at its best.  Or worst.  The Office’s Andy (pictured left) informs us as he tapes his nipples … I’m petrified of nipple chaffing.  Once it starts it is a vicious circle. You have sensitive nipples, they chaff, so they become more sensitive, so they chaff more.  So I take precautions.

Like Andy, Husband combats nipple chafe by taping.  He spares expense and goes for the standard rectangular band-aids rather than the pricey NipGuards and their patented “protection against painful nipple abrasion”.  The Around the Bay 30K is well-known for rain and wind, but Husband successfully protected himself against the elements.  Post-run he opted for the rip and tear method of band-aid removal, rather than the slow soak off in the shower method I prefer, and now he has perfectly square bald spots on either side of his nipples.  I’m trying to mask my giggles with murmurs of pity, but I think he sees through my sympathetic mask. 

Title Reference: Paper Lace – Bill Don’t Be a Hero.  1974.

Like a rollin’ thunder chasing the wind

This summer the sky over my city is as often lit up by lightning as it is by the rays of the sun.   The flash storms roll in without warning, lightning literally coming out of the blue (check out some cool photos of a recent storm).   I’ve been caught a few times out on a run in the middle of a thunderstorm.  My instinct is set a 5K PB getting myself away from bolts that can melt my shoes.  I’m not an alarmist, but should I be running scared? 

The odds of being struck by lightning in Canada are low, with about 10 deaths and 90-160 injuries per year.  The toll is highest in southern Ontario and among outdoor enthusiasts.  That last part warrants some precautionary measures on my end.  Still, it is rare for a runner to be struck and killed by lightning.  Although it does happen.  Just last week a man was beach jogging in Southern Shores, NC when he was hit and killed by lightning.  Perhaps not surprisingly, most running victims seemed to be on a  beach when they met their electrifying maker.   I’m an urban runner, but my routes occasionally take me to risky areas like open hill tops and waterfront paths.

The 30/30 rule helps you assess the danger level:  Count the time between the thunder and lightning (1 sec = 300 metres, 30 sec = 10K danger zone) and if the bang-flash timing is less than 30 seconds wait until 30 minutes after the last flash and bang before resuming your run.  If you find yourself out in threatening weather the universal advice is to “find safe shelter” (meaning a substantial, enclosed building).  If that’s not an option you want to avoid being near the tallest object around (so stay away from isolated trees and other tall objects), you don’t want to be the tallest object around (so avoid open fields, beaches, and high ground/hills), you don’t want to be near anything that conducts an electrical charge (so stay away from metal objects like poles, fences, gates) and you need to get away from water.  If the weather is really active packs of runners should spread out 3-4 metres.  No outdoor place is 100% safe, but you can easily minimize your risk.   

In 2007 the New England Journal of Medicine published the surprising case of a 37 year old jogger struck by a lightning sideflash (when the lightning jumps from another object, in this case a tree, to the person) while he was out for a run.   The most remarkable part of the story concerns his iPod.  Humans aren’t terribly conductive and lightning will usually “flashover” the surface of the body; however, sweat and metallic objects in contact with the skin can disrupt the flow.

An iPod isn’t a lightning rod (it won’t attract lightning), but wearing one can make a bad situation worse.  If you are already unlucky enough to get hit, the iPod adds insult to injury when the wires interrupt skin resistance to the electrical current.  During a flashover the iPod, against sweaty skin, draws in the current and, in the jogger’s case, directed the current right through his head.   The jogger had burns along his chest, neck, and ears following the path of the headphone wire.  His eardrums were ruptured, the tiny bones in his ear that conduct sound were dislocated, and he has severe conductive hearing loss.  His jaw broke, possibly due to electrically generated muscle contractions.  He survived, but his outcome would have been brighter if he hung up his headphones. 

Lessons Learned:  In addition to the helpful advice about seeking shelter or minimizing risk if shelter is not available, the teched-out runner is reminded to remove all conductive materials from their body.  Music players/headphones and cellphones are known hazards.  I haven’t yet heard of any Garmin related lightning injuries.  Yet.  Miles (my Garmin) tends to lose consciousness in rainy weather, so he already stays at home during storms.

 

Title Reference:  Live – Lightning Crashes.  From the album Throwing Copper.  1995.