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Racing with the wind

I secretly ran the Charleston Marathon last weekend. I said I wasn’t running a race until spring. This was not a last-minute decision. It was a 12 weeks before decision. I lied to everyone*. Continue reading

In the clearing stands a boxer

I ran my last race of the year yesterday. The Boxing Day 10-miler. It helpfully started at noon, giving a few extra hours for the turkey coma and hangover to subside. This was my first time running the race and I went into it blankly.  I knew two things: it’s an old race (this was the 91st year) and it attracts great local runners. I heard rumours it was a challenging course. I didn’t look at the route or elevation, heck ten minutes before the start I had to ask the location of the start line. Continue reading

My head is like a football, I think I’m gonna die

A week ago I ran another beer mile.  I’ve finally sobered up enough to write about it. Continue reading

This is a throwdown, a showdown, hell no I can’t slow down

I don’t usually have a race nemesis (or any kind of nemesis; I’m just not that interesting).  I’m not fast enough to care about other people.  I run against myself and the clock, okay and the odd costumed or shirtless runner, but not usually against targeted individuals.  But in my last race I had not one, but two race nemesises. Continue reading

Someday I’ll be 18 goin on 55

Another 5 Peaks trail race under my shoes. This time in Terra Cotta.

Naturally I fancied myself a Terracotta Warrior and channeled that energy into my race.

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You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Ahh, the famed Boston Marathon. This is not a super fantastic I’m awesome and I PRed in Boston yay tailwind and sunny skies post. This is an I failed miserably and didn’t run my A, B, or C goal post. I came in somewhere between Z and DNF. And I’m feeling tremendously sorry for myself. Continue reading

Don’t let your feet get cold in the winter

In an effort to coax my reluctant body into running faster than a snail’s pace I signed up for a couple of pre-Boston race-runs.  This weekend was the Chilly 1/2 marathon.   Although it was not so much chilly as it was snowy and slushy (and windy).  The 35-40km/hr winds were not as bothersome as expected, just a little tough on the few short northbound portions.  It could have been much worse.  ATB, coming up in three weeks, is always much worse.

Now that I’m in Monster Month 21.1k isn’t enough mileage, so I also ran an easy 10k before the race, ran the 1/2, then finished with a 3k cool-down.  A little choppy, but I got in the distance.  The aim was to run the 21.1k at marathon race pace or a bit faster and Mission Accomplished.  The road this year was a slushy foot-soaking mess (near record rainfall followed by an overnight blast of snow), so I think my miles are worth an extra 10% in effort. 

This popular event is worthy of a few words.  It’s the only local (local = within 90 minutes) 1/2 marathon in the early spring, but given the location (the ‘burbs) I’ve never run this race.  I would definitely go back to run it again.   It wasn’t the stereotypical suburbs of identical houses and expensive sounding street names, but a quaint waterfront village.   The organizers are lovely (the same group puts on the Santa Shuffle – you may recall my one and only foray into costumed running) and have a reputation for well-run races.  The start line corrals were a bit broad (e.g. 1.30 to 2.00 hours) but for the most part people did an okay job of self-sorting and there were lots of pace bunnies around for folks looking for company (including this guy).  I wasn’t blockaded before kilometre three, as is the case when there is rampant over-optimisim in the starting corrals.  The aid stations were reliably spaced every 3K and the volunteers eager and at the ready.  They even had a gel station and an orange/banana station, which is rare for this distance.  The course is scenic, running almost entirely along the shores of Lake Ontario, and traffic free.  It’s also relatively flat, which I know is appealing to some.  There were some slight elevation changes to relieve the repetitive stress of flat running.  So all in all, a decent event/course and well worth the drive out of the city.  My one recommendation is same day kit pick-up for out-of-towners … it is a long drive to get the kit and then return the next day to run.  If it helps my cause, same day pick-up would be better for the environment and not just my lazy ways.

My own run was uneventful.  It usually is.  I ran like a metronome, without varying from my pace even when briefly chatting with friends on the course.  I’ve never been one for k by k breakdowns, mostly because I forget things almost as they are happening.   A few notable exceptions: I kept my record intact and finished ahead of the costumed runner (a red hot chilly pepper, of course), I narrowly missed a direct hit by a giant spit ball (the man apologized multiple times as his phlegm grazed my eyelashes), I felt sorry for one poor lady who never learned the ‘do not wear yoga pants in soggy weather because they will grow to three times their length’ lesson and by 2K she was already struggling to keep her pants up, a hyper-competitive woman with no control over her flailing arms and legs raced passed me then slowed three times -tripped me once- before falling behind never to be seen again around the 10K mark, and I sped ate a powdered doughnut at the finish line before my cooldown and ran the next 3K with bright white lips. 

Title: the Eagles – Desperado.  1973.

Lets just see what the morning brings

I think husband should go with the Marathon Moustache.  It sure worked for Reid Coolsaet, who now boasts the fastest time ever run by a Canadian on Canadian soil.  He ran six seconds under the Athletics Canada Olympic Standard (2.11.23).  It was a record breaking day.  In the same race Kenya’s Kenneth Mungara and Sharon Cherop ran the fastest men’s and women’s marathons ever on Canadian soil.  I watched.  And ran next to all of them for a brief moment as they passed by me during my long run.  I think it’s fair for my memoirs to say I ran with them. 

Reid’s play-by-play race report is rather cool, so rather than say much more I’m going to send you to his blog:  Reid’s Race Report.   For his next trick, besting the all-time Canadian Marathon record set by Jerome Drayton in 1975 (2.10.08)?  It’s just a matter of time.  Ha.  I love puns.

Speaking of broken records, last year on this day a record of people visited this blog – a record that still stands.  What were they reading about?  The worst race of my life, run on this same record setting course.  Company loves misery?

Title Reference:   Tragically Hip – Wheat Kings.  1992.

Set my eyes on a blistering sight of a vicar in tutu

I said I would do it and I did it.  Wearing a tutu, wings, and carrying a wand.  The entire 30K.  I didn’t toss my costume at an unsuspecting volunteer 3K in as I had imagined.  And I did it with almost perfect pacing.  The race was great.  Even in the stifling 100% humidity that was our Midsummer Evening.  I’m so glad I was pacing and not racing.  I gulped about 18 cups of water and various colours of Gatorade at every station and still felt dehydrated.  I am endlessly impressed by the resolve of everyone who all-out raced in that weather.  As evidence that my body will never ever adapt to hot and/or humid weather running, I ran at a take it easy pace and still threw up twice later that evening.  And then I pitifully crawled out of the bathroom leaving Husband to flush the regurgitated remains of my post-race apple, beer, and banana.  That after nearly fainting on the bus ride back to the parking lot.  And complaining the entire car ride home.  I am a gem of a wife.  All this due to heat illness.  Or water poisoning.  The google symptoms are surprisingly similar.  I may also have a brain tumour. 

Back to fairy-ing.  I told my band of merry runners we would come in within a minute under the goal time.  Well, half the pack took off at 29K for a sprint finish, as my expert pacing left them with lots of fuel in the tank at the end.   A good fairy, I resisted the finish line surge and held steady, coming in 30 seconds under the goal time.  Dave was within 10 seconds of his Pace Fairy time, but he is a very experienced bunny fairy.  This was my first time in the ears wings.  I passed the pace bunny test.  Earned my golden carrot (or, in this case, my fairy wand).  Not that I have any evidence of this achievement.  Except the sworn testimony of my followers.  My chip timer did not work and my Garmin attempted suicide during the post race flood, taking my entire run history down with it.  The truth is out there.

p.s. For those who run for the t-shirt, the swag was excellent – a zippy jacket, moon medal, and a Planet Forward stainess steel water bottle waiting at the end. 

Title: The Smiths – Vicar in a Tutu.  1986.

Your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof

Ahh, the August civic holiday long weekend.  Seems like so long ago.  Sun, sand, great lakes and the always smoking hot 58th running of the Shore to Shore Road Race.  I don’t need to remind my faithful readers that I do not like warm weather running.  And by “do not like” I mean “passionately hate and want to hibernate with my running shoes until September”.  But this is a nice race.  Only $25, the earnings go to family literacy programs, and for a small race the aid stations are numerous and bus shuttle service  impressive (I don’t use it, but I’m impressed they have one) and a generous post-race fruit feast … so even though a few years ago I vowed ‘never again will I pay money to run in August’, how could I resist? 

The race runs from the shores of Lake Huron across the peninsula to the shores of Georgian Bay, a scenic 13Kish route across escarpment territory.  As the more clever among you have deduced, that’s why it’s called the Shore to Shore.  Escarpment, noun, a steep slope or long cliff that results from erosion or faulting and separates two relatively level areas of differing elevations.  So the route is a little up and down with a final downhill quadbuster in the last half kilometre.  With little shade we were lucky to run under overcast skies, although the oppressive humidity ensured there was enough torture to toughen us up.  Although the race attracts a solid field, it is collegial and supportive in that 200 personsized race kind of way.  To wit, as I passed a very nice woman from the Saugeen Track & Field Club gave me a hearty well done and offered me some of the Gatorade her on the course support crew provided.  So nice.

Husband and I ran this as leg one of a 27K long run, so we didn’t race (and I couldn’t anyway, at 95% humidity) as we needed to save our energy for 14K on the Bruce Trail that we never really found.   Instead we finished our run on lonesome country roads beside mountainous piles of bear poop and an invasion of flying insects and I had a complete run-down, but that’s a story for another day.  Or a story to repress.

Title Reference: The Drifters – Under the Boardwalk.  1964.