I wish more winter Olympic events were head to head races. “Races” would be more exciting if racers raced other racers and not just clock times. Imagine the 100 metre dash if the runners ran one at a time against a timer. Zzzzzzzzz.
On last week’s long run I shared my theory about head to head winter sport battles using the luge as my example. Make note, this conversation took place before the tragic loss of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili. Imagine eight identical luge tracks side by side and a dramatic ready set go. There would be preliminary heats, semi finals, and a final. I picture a twistier version of those giant slides at country fairs – you grab a potato sack, climb to the top, pick a lane, and race your friends to the bottom. Unless you are me and you inevitably come to a dead stop halfway down the slide and are forced to push with your arms to finish the run. I realize this will never happen with luge, so I will settle for a CGI-style animation recreating each athlete’s run and combining them all into a dramatic race single race. Why hasn’t anyone done this yet?
Long track speed skating has, perhaps, the most obvious potential for 8-lane track style head-to-head racing. Short track speed skating is a mass start, and is, in my opinion, more interesting to watch. Perhaps I don’t have the attention span to watch all those long track pairings. Zzzzzzzzz.

Photo Credit: CTVOlympics.ca
Downhill skiing is another event that could embrace the multi-racer format. Multiple lanes and a ready set go. Sometimes you get the good lane, sometimes you aren’t so lucky. Sometimes skiers get in each other’s way, just like hurdlers occasionally take another runner down. But with an astronomically high danger factor. I recently discovered that someone else agrees with me, adding ski cross (four racers at a time) to the 2010 Olympics (snowboard cross was added in 2006). There are no lanes but there is an actual race down the hill. According to the New York Times, snowboard and ski cross are the two most dangerous events at the winter Olympics. I don’t want to watch a bloodbath but I will admit that the added risk adds a thrill for this viewer.
A few weeks ago husband and I snowtube raced head-to-head. We thought he would have the greater advantage (more mass) but I won time and time again. I won even after we switched tubes because mine was obviously faster. I won even after we switched lanes because mine was obviously faster. I won with every lane-tube combination. Would this victory be as sweet without the memory of crossing the finish line first? I think not.
Title Reference: Cake – The Distance. From the album Fashion Nugget. 1996.
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