My first addict. It’s true, yesterday someone found this blog by googling “addicted to running shorts”. They should get together with “i love my running shorts” and start a fan club. I am a damn fine writer, so it was just a matter of time (a year, to be precise) before reading this blog developed into a full-blown compulsion/love affair.
My Running Shorts has both addicted/adoring and strange/worrisome fans. Folks come here seeking information on ”exhibiting in short running shorts”, “sex in ruuning [sic] shorts.com”, “runners shorts weeing”, and “something so disturbing and explicit my censors removed it and I am trying to repress the memory of the words”. I immediately ban those weirdos. Or I would, if I had that kind of power. Which I do not. Yet.
I am very intrigued by searches for ”wonder woman running shorts” because, if I recall correctly, she didn’t exactly wear shorts so much as a very uncomfortable looking leotard. The man, and I’m making a gender assumption, seeking “spongebob running shorts” probably does not live in a rainy climate. Those of us who live in four season locales like to wick, not absorb, moisture. (Also, the anonymous, presumably male, spongebob shorts seeker is no mystery to me). I hypothesize that bunny running shorts” is training for a job at mansion. You gotta look good in the grotto. I’m still scratching my head over “barenaked running shorts”. That’s more confusing than the see-through running shorts controversy of 2009.
In case you missed it …
I’ve been searching low and high, Part II
I’ve been searching low and high, Part I
Title Reference: The Who – The Seeker. From the album Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy. 1971.
Ah the search terms…today someone who came to my blog Googled ” woman’s workout bra popping off”…now that is an interesting search term!
An interesting search term AND an interesting visual image.
We get google hits for “Grete Waitz marathon poop” all the time. Which is totally weird and creepy, since I blogged about Paula Radcliffe’s marathon poop, not Grete Waitz. Sheesh!
The worrisomely high level of interest in marathon poop has nearly turned me off of marathons.
i assume MOST people begin their day with a google search for “spongebob squarepants tighty whities,” no. Please don’t paint that to be weird or something.
in the doooweeeeeeeeoooooo dept., it’s funny that today’s song is from meaty beaty big and bouncy. That “banditos” song is from the Refreshments album titled “Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy. It IS a small world after all!
I think meaty beaty big bouncy fizzy buzzy spongebob tightie whities were all words in my censored search term.