http://myrunshorts.com/2009/11/30/run-run-rudolph/ short stories about my life on the run Thu, 17 May 2012 16:56:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://myrunshorts.com/2009/11/30/run-run-rudolph/#comment-976 Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:58:53 +0000 http://myrunshorts.com/?p=3486#comment-976 A carnivourous reindeer, now that run me to a 5K PB.

]]> http://myrunshorts.com/2009/11/30/run-run-rudolph/#comment-975 Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:58:12 +0000 http://myrunshorts.com/?p=3486#comment-975 Nevermind the Perpetuem, I’m advocating for drug testing. And gender testing. That magic dust is laced with steriods.

]]> http://myrunshorts.com/2009/11/30/run-run-rudolph/#comment-970 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:31:07 +0000 http://myrunshorts.com/?p=3486#comment-970 One of the grannies in the photo might get gored by the reindeer… ravenous, rabid reindeer.

]]> http://myrunshorts.com/2009/11/30/run-run-rudolph/#comment-969 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:25:02 +0000 http://myrunshorts.com/?p=3486#comment-969 I’m betting they cut the corners and make it a short course. They’re shifty critters, them reindeer. Thrown in Perpetuem in place of water, and I think they can pull it off. Except, of course, that they’ll be barfing Perpetuem over most of the gifts.

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