Feed Me Seymour

I have entered what I call The Constant Hunger phase of my marathon training.   The gist of it is …. I’m always hungry.  Make that ravenous.  I’m also constantly eating.  My new nutrition plan: if it is edible, eat it.  Balanced diet, superfoods, fuel for the run, blah blah blah.  Food = eat.  I spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about, even day-dreaming about, food.  Before I eat I eagerly anticipate the planned meal.  After I eat I think about what else I can eat.  Then I think about when I get to eat again.  Repeat.

My new motto is endurance eating for endurance running.  I don’t deny myself.  If my packaged-food avoiding brain suddenly demands store-bought baked goods I comply.  Readily.  I complied yesterday and ate an entire bag of cookies.  By myself.  I will pitifully pretend my husband has proposed eating a decadent treat so I can respond to his completely fabricated suggestion with a resigned “fine, since you are insisting [add emphasis], yes I will eat a pint of ice cream.  Now quit pestering me”.   Enter ice cream.

This happens to me every training cycle.  Then, at some point, I return to my baseline level of gluttony.  Until then, what’s for dinner? 

Title Reference: From the movie Little Shop of Horrors. 1986.

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