I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me
10% running, 90% TV watching.
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Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
Ever run so hard you puked? I puked so hard I didn’t run.
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What have you done today to make you feel proud?
The Biggest Loser makes me hungry.
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The first cut is the deepest
A 26.2 feet long marathon.
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My mama told me you better shop around
Wanted, one Sportcount Chrono 100. No defects please.
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This is life, the one you got
From Jenny Craig to the Boston Marathon.
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The longest legs in the shortest pants
Is it true, do British runners only run in short pants?
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It’s been five long years and I love you just the same
I finally found my maximum heart rate. At the top of a ski hill.
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I’ve been searching low and high, Part II
Google me this.
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I’ve taken my bows and my curtain calls
A former chain smoking lazybones gets a prize.
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We’ve wandered many a weary foot, since auld lang syne
Dirt, bunnies, and trophies.
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You’ve either got it or you don’t
Count down the dirty dozen to the #1 rejected blog post of 2009!
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My grown-up Christmas List
What I really want this Christmas is world peace and bouncy hair, but until then these treats will warm the cockles of my heart.
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One moment in time
Tales from a torchbearer look-a-like.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
This Santa has enjoyed too many cookies
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Band on the Run: Holiday Hustle
Because a constant stream of canned holiday music is not enough.
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200 reasons to love me. Or to love me not.
I am dedicating my 200th post to an underappreciated distance.
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I’ve been searching low and high
Why do runners wear short shorts?
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They say you are what you eat
So I’m switching to an all fast food diet.
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I played with my friends in the mud
I’m not paralyzed. Yet.
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Know when to walk away and know when to run
The day I (imagined that I) outran Simon Whitfield.
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My smile looks out of place
The Five Stages of Marathoning.
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I don’t want your photograph
Marketing 101. Last chance = last chance, for now.
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You can’t always get what you want
And if you do, what’s next?
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You’re a strange animal
Thick nipples or fast twitch muscles? You decide.
Continue Reading 14 comments November 20, 2009
